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A woman walked up to an old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?" "Twenty-six," he sai..

A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his. "Many a night they stamp on the floor and shout till midnight." The landlord asked him, "does it bother you? " He replied. "Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet till about that time most every night anyway." 한 남자가 집주인에게 윗집 세입자들에 대해 얘..

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When we l..

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiance to meet them. The father invites the fiance to his library to find out about the young man. "I am a Torah scholar." The young man introduces himself. "Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a house for my daughter to live in?" "I will study, and God will provide for us," the young man..