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Diner : Look at this steak. Last evening I was served with twice the size of this. Waiter: Where did you sit yesterday? Diner : What's that got to do with it? I sat by the window. Waiter: Customers sitting by the window are served with larger steaks. It's good advertising. 식당손님: 이 스테이크 좀 보세요. 어제 저녁에 나왔던 건 크기가 이거 ..

Friend : "You were in the hospital last week, I heard." Patient : "Yes, I suffered from a faster heartbeat." Friend : "That's too bad. How did the doctor treated you for that?" Patient : "He sent me an elderly nurse." 친구 : "지난 주에 입원했다고 들었어." 환자 : "응, 심장 박동이 빨라져서 말이야." 친구 : "안됐구나. 의사가 어떻..

In the middle of a forest, there was a man who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. He turned and ran as fast as he could. He ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the man got down on his knees, opened his arms, and excla..

A 25 year old man married a 68 year old woman who inherited millions of dollars. Bride : "Are you happy to marry me despite my advanced age, honey?" Bridegroom : "Of course, darling. I'd be much happier if you were much older." 25세의 젊은이가 수백만달러의 유산을 물려받은 68세의 노파와 결혼했다. 신부 : "내가 당신보다 나이가 들..

[여자의 나이] Several women appeared in court，each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the same apartment where they lived. The women were arguing noisily even in the court. The judge，banging his gavel to quiet them said，"We are going to do this in an orderly manner. I'll hear the oldest first" The case was dismissed for lack of ..

[죽어서 듣고 싶은 말] Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man." The second ..

[거짓말 하지말라] A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. he minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I w..

Jim: "I'm wondering whether I should send my daughter to college." Johnson: "Well, I'll tell you my experience. It cost me 6,000 dollars a year to send my daughter to college and it took her 3 years to capture a husband. But I spent 400 dollars to send my younger daughter to the beach for a week and she came home with a husband. I recommend the latter." 짐:"내 딸..

[첫번째 남자] The attractive young girl was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears. Girl:"I'm afraid you'll get me wrong. I'm really not that kind of girl!" Her date:"I believe you." Girl:"You're the first one." Her date:"The first one to make love to you?" Girl:"No! You are the first one to believe me." 한 매력적인 아가씨가 ..

[쉬운여지] A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello, luv, how's about us going for a walk together?" "How dare you!" retorted the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!" "Well then," said the tramp, "what are you doing in my bed?" 한 여..